Movie of the Year: 1982 – Das Boot

Movie of the Year: 1982

Das Boot

Das Das Boot have what it takes to be 1982’s Movie of the Year?

This Week’s movie, Das Boot, is the kinda movie you may Nazi coming. A lot is going on beneath the surface in this one, but you can’t escape the fact that everyone in this movie is a Nazi. But if you prick a Nazi, will they not bleed? Yes, they will. Interesting.

If you punch them, will they not bleed? Hmmmm. What if you kick them in the face? I mean, they’d for sure bleed, right? OK, what if you shoved them down some stairs, and their heads hit every step on the way down? They’d bleed just like anyone, else. Makes you think. Really makes you think.

If you sliced them, wouldn’t they bleed? With a knife or a sword? This is America, so I have to ask this: granted that these men are all Nazis, if you shot them, they bleed, correct? Yeah, they’d bleed. They’re only human, and all humans bleed. That’s something you can’t lose sight of in all this — they bleed, and anything that bleeds can die. Nazis can die. Every single one of them.

So, yeah, we get into the Nazi thing. Quick aside: if you saw a Nazi on the street, and you picked the perfect opportunity to stick your foot out just as they — probably he, let’s face it — passed by, tripping them and causing them to fall face-forward into the street, when they fell into the street and their face crashed into the ground, they’d bleed, right?

These guys are Nazis.

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