WHICH CHARACTER MADE COMPLETELY OF SHIT ARE YOU?

What is your favorite holiday?

A) Christmas

B) Easter

C) Mark Millar’s birthday

D) Nudey Magazine Day

 

What is the best way to destroy you?

A) Lack of Christmas Spirit

B) An Aerosol Can

C) Bleach

D) A Pair of Boots

What is your dream career?

A) Bringing cheer.

B) Killing Angels.

C) Being a Right-Hand Man

D) Sitting on a Door Step

 

Who do you want to be your boss?

A) A Little Jewish Boy

B) The Demon Azrael.

C) Mr. Rictus

D) No one, because you don’t like to be told your business, Devil Woman.

 

 

RESULTS

 

If you answered mostly A’s, you’re…

MR. HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO (SOUTH PARK)\

You’re a fun loving, happy piece of shit that smears joy everywhere you go. Much like heavenly creatures and Michigan J. Frog, you’re one of those assholes that never shows up when you’re asked, but you’re always there when needed. Regardless, you’re entirely made of shit.

If you answered mostly B’s, you’re…

THE GOLGOTHAN (DOGMA)

You might not be the most Alpha personalty, and need a strong guiding force in your life, but when called for, you’re there. It’s hard for you to tell right or wrong, but your friends are your friends, and you’re loyal to a fault. Regardless, you’re entirely made of shit.

If you answered mostly C’s, you’re…

SHITHEAD (WANTED)

Just because you were created from the minds (and butts) of the 666 most evil people ever, that doesn’t keep you from making your own evil name. When people tell you what to do, you might put up a stink, but when it comes to partying, you’re a gas. Farts poops. Regardless, you’re entirely made of shit.

If you answered mostly D’s, you’re…

BAG OF DOG POOP (BILLY MADISON)

Never one to be sad that you were abandoned, you’re the kind of person to let the past be the past and just light the future on fire. You make scores of young boys laugh just by watching you, and old men throw on their boots and dance around. Just be careful: even though you’re shit, you might be called poop. Regardless, you’re entirely made of shit.