Posts by Kerri Smith

From Virgin to Frigid Bitch Remember when this was all the world knew of Madonna? She was nothing more than a trampy blonde in a tattered wedding dress dry-humping the stage at the VMAs. In the nearly 30 decades since then, Madonna has gone through more transformations than one person rightfully should — but most…

A Revolt Against the Hipster Regime For a few years now, I’ve been observing this odd phenomenon quietly occurring in Hollywood. It’s happening right under the public’s nose, but no one seems to be questioning it. I, however, just can’t seem to wrap my head around how Joseph Gordon-Levitt managed to discreetly sidle his way…

Rebecca Black At this point, everyone knows who Rebecca Black is. Her song, “Friday,” was so spectacularly irritating, it was the only thing anyone could talk about for about a week. Apparently, at Rebecca’s school, it’s still the only thing kids can talk about and, according to Rebecca, they’re not saying kind things. The young…

Epic Win We’ve all seen the DirecTV commercials with this guy. He’s the Russian who lives a life of splendor and opulence. Though, if you’re anything like me, you’ve been too busy staring at the Petite Lap Giraffe and wondering where and how to acquire one for yourself to even allow this dude’s face to…