The Thirst Games Presents: Tina Fey vs. Amy Poehler

PART I: 30 Rock One of the nicest things to see in Hollywood is a warm, genuine, and long lasting friendship between two people who for every other reason should be bitter enemies. Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler actually seem like they are honestly proud of one another’s successes, which can be a difficult thing…

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The Breakfast Chode: A Retrospective

 Let’s talk about douchebags and the women who love them, if we could for a moment. You see it time and time again; it pushes the mind to the brink of understanding when we see a perfectly nice lady in a relationship with a skuzzy, dumb-as-shit dude who also treats her like garbage. If you…

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Steel Magnolias Ahhh it’s good to be back. After a long hiatus in which I went on three different get-away weekends, I have returned to my most important service to the public: The Thirst Games. This one is for the ladies! This week we are playing against Steel Magnolias. Let me preface this by saying…

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The Tarantino Drinking Game Quentin Tarantino is one of those household names, which is a rare feat for a director. He got that way due in part to the fact that his movies are wildly popular and have a very distinct flavor. That and the fact that he puts his lumpy mug in every movie…

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The Clueless Drinking Game             Clueless more or less shaped the kind of person I wanted to be when I was 10. You pee-standing-up types have your Spiderman’s and Bugs Bunny, I had Cher. As my tribute to this wonderful movie, for your next Thirst Games drinking party (I KNOW that’s a thing), I submit…

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The South Park Drinking Game             I met my best friend in the third grade; it was around the same time that South Park first premiered. What started as a show about four foul-mouthed third graders from a small town in Colorado has turned into a cultural revolution, and the basis for my friendship with…

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Some Bitch Reviews a Netflix Movie

Winter’s Bone Good googamugum, filterinos. This movie will get your heart pumping. This powerful tale of a teenager from the heart of the impoverished Ozark region fighting like hell to keep what little she and her family have left has come to Netflix. Well, actually it did a while ago, but if you haven’t seen…

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The Louie Drinking Game      Something strange happens to my brain every time I finish an episode of Louie. It’s a combination of confusion, dumb apish anger, awe, and bewilderment. I don’t know what the hell I just saw, but I know I have just seen something important. The show defies the comedy genre by…

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The Daily Show Colbert Report Drinking Game Let’s face it, as a generation we aren’t the most informed group of people when it comes to current events, unless those events are centered around t.v shows, movies, the music industry or what rapper Kim Kardashian is currently banging. We love discussing pop culture, we love having…

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Breaking Bad Drinking Game

THE THIRST GAMES   THE BREAKING BAD DRINKING GAME     Breaking Bad is one of those shows that…no, wait, there is no way to finish that sentence. Breaking Bad isn’t like any other show that has ever been. In the last few years, we have seen a plethora of shows whose lead are living…

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