Daniel Tompkins
Bottom Feeders: Why?
I told you last time on Bottom Feeders that I would watch and review The Last Airbender, so that’s just what I did. I spent a lot time defending M. Night Shyamalan but promised that all of that might change, and it has. M. Night and I have been soul mates since 1999 and always…
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THE POP FILTER TOP TEN DYSTOPIAS WE WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO LIVE IN 10.TOTAL RECALL I think the primary reason I could handle living in this dystopian future is the presence of an alien young lady with 3 breasts. I actually love ALL of the Martian characteristics, and I understand why the main character…
Read MoreBottom Feeders: CornuCoppola
Welcome to a special bonus edition of Bottom Feeders. Today I’m going to review a movie very near and dear to my own heart, but first – why Tuesday? Everyone knows I’m a Monday guy, so what happened? Is Ryan, like Mike, dead dead dead? Are they both alive and busy watching Like Mike? Who…
Read MoreBottom Feeders: Plants are Assholes.
Today on Bottom Feeders I’m going to take on what is a very sensitive subject for me: the works of M. Night Shyamalan. I’m going to be reviewing one of his less popular movies and in light of that I feel it’s only fair that I warn you: M. Night Shyamalan and I are soul…
Read MoreFLICKCHART’S GREATEST BATTLES
FLICKCHART’S GREATEST BATTLES In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. GROUNDHOG DAY VS. TAXI DRIVER FIGHT! It’s hard to compare movies in separate genres. Sure Blade Runner is a classic but can you really compare a sci-fi movie to a romantic comedy? The answer is yes,…
Read MoreFUCK THAT CALF!
FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. Up! Before I get all hot and bothered, I would first like to acknowledge the fact that I was almost in love with this movie. Pixar was able to pack an intensely beautiful LIFE between two people into a neat little package of…
Read MoreBottom Feeders: Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever Vs Bottom Feeders: The Review
It’s not going to be very often that I give a positive review. That’s not what Bottom Feeders is about. Not only am I intentionally reviewing movies that are widely considered to be the worst ever, it’s also a lot harder to positively review things. That’s why Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever has just joined what…
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TOP TEN MOST BRITISH PEOPLE 10. ROD STEWART I wouldn’t say Rod Stewart is the most absurdly british person so much as he is the most absurdly badass person ever. I look for any excuse to write about how awesome he is and he just so happens to be British. If you need proof that…
Read MoreBottom Feeders: It’s a (Parent) Trap! The horror movie remake of the remake.
It’s time for some more Bottom Feeders. This week I review I Know Who Killed Me – a thriller that stars Lindsey Lohan as separated twins but somehow isn’t a sequel to The Parent Trap. Before we dig in, it’s confession time: I love Guy Pearce. To me, he is the perfect actor. I love it when…
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THE TOP TEN ROMANTIC COMEDIES RELEASED IN OUR LIFETIME 10. MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING At a time when I was graduating college, watching edgy indy movies, and altogether eschewing anything traditional or romantic, My Big Fat Greek Wedding came out. It looked dumb, but then again I was kinda falling in love with…
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