Wake n Bake — Raising Arizona

WAKE N BAKE in which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to While I don’t watch it terribly often, Raising Arizona is one of those films that just gets weirder upon every single viewing.  There are some films that I simply refuse to wear out–the more I memorize them, the more they…

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FLICKCHART’S GREATEST BATTLES

Flickchart’s Greatest Battles  In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. WIZARD OF OZ VS O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?      I have to admit, this pairing didn’t just force me to think for a minute–I agonized over it.  Some movies are hard to pit against each other…

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HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO? In which we tell you about awesome things that you must look into and enjoy. “Left and Leaving” by The Weakerthans The Weakerthans are a band that you probably have heard of from that one guy at work that you don’t like very much. He’s probably very…

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Wake n Bake — Summer Music Mockumentary Festival pt. 4

WAKE N BAKE In which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to Well friends, all things must come to an end, and our Wake n Bake Summer Music Mockumentary Festival is no exception.  (Technically, summer lasts until the end of September, but I thought it would be shitty to remind people of…

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POPFILTER VS. THE CLASSICS

POP FILTER VS. THE CLASSICS OF 1978 THE BOYZ FROM BRAZIL Learning about evil things in the world is like eating spoiled food.  It sticks with you for a while, troubles your bowels, and makes you wish for death.  It moves through you with a sure, merciless snake-path while you scream inside, scream so loud…

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Smoke Break!

Smoke Break! Just a little something… This neither seeks nor needs explanation. You’re welcome.  -EW

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Wake n Bake — Summer Music Mockumentary Festival pt. 3

WAKE N BAKE In which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to Mormons and LDS people have a lot of experience being the butt of the country’s jokes.  Don’t get me wrong, they deserve a lot of it.  (Contributing funds to California’s Proposition 8 campaign?  The church should receive far worse than…

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Smoke Break!

Smoke Break! Just a little something… Double feature!  Sort of! Patterns in nature are as close as you can get to a real poetry of the universe.  (Holy books and platitudes about karma don’t count, okay?  That shit isn’t reproducible data, it’s a fever dream.)  A lot of scientists say that everything boils down to…

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HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO? In which we tell you about awesome things that you must look into and enjoy. LISTEN TO DULL TOOL BY FIONA APPLE I even made it easy for you! Press play. This song is off of the This is 40 soundtrack, and I definitely don’t want you…

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Wake n Bake – Summer Music Mockumentary Festival Pt. 2

WAKE N BAKE In which Erin informs you of the best movies to blaze to My friends and I might just be culturally insensitive, but I’ve never met anyone who took polka seriously.  It’s always been a joke genre to me, in the same vein as comedians who play an instrument, or top 40 hits. …

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