Am I Right Ladies? The Bachelor is Destroying America

January 2 marks the return of the sixteenth season of The Bachelor. And I plan on doing some serious hate-watching. The Bachelor premiered with a simple, demeaning premise: a single man “dates” 25 women and eliminates them week-by-week until there is one woman left, to whom he proposes to. What a romantic story, right? “Just…

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True Life: I Don’t Want the Arrested Development Movie to Happen

You practically burst into tears upon hearing Europe’s “The Final Countdown.” When you see blue paint, you think to yourself “I just blue myself.” You stay up late several nights a week on twitter/tumblr/fansites/reddit/what have you curse the network television’s bad choices- first they cancel Arrested Development and now Community is on hiatus??? Finally, you…

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