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MAY TV EXTRAVAGANZA
MAY TV EXTRAVAGANZA MARON **1/2 (out of ****) As a favor to Marc, and the entire crew of Maron, this will be the first, last, and only time that Louie will be mentioned in this review. Shit. Now what do I talk about? Towards the end of the first…
Read MoreCountdown: Summer Movie Preview
There’s too many gosh darn movies to see this summer, so Mike and Ryan are gonna help y’all out by talking the movies that will undoubtedly (they think) will be the best.
Read MoreHEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? In which we tell you about awesome things that you must look into and enjoy. WATCH AI WEIWEI: NEVER SORRY ON NETFLIX STREAMING Sometimes it feels like some documentaries have a pretty sweet head start, based on their subject matter. It’s not unfair, but you can only do…
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APRIL TV EXTRAVAGANZA DA VINCI’S DEMONS **1/2 (out of ****) “If you thought The DaVinci Code was really cool, then maybe you should watch this” is bouncing around the brains of everyone who works at Starz, and you know what? They’re probably right. You should watch this. But I’d like to think that it’s…
Read MoreFUCK THAT CALF!
FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear Jennifer Lawrence An odd phenomenon has been occurring throughout the land of pop-culture based internet. People have begun to hope that Anne Hathaway dies soon, or at least quits the business. This phenomenon isn’t the odd one; this one actually makes a little…
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APRIL TV EXTRAVAGANZA! HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS(FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE) *1/2 (out of ****) I’m never surprised when I watch a new TV show (or new anything for that matter) that seems like a composite of things that worked in other shows. This is the way of the world.…
Read MoreFlickchart’s Greatest Battles
Flickchart’s Greatest Battles In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. ROUND ONE GIRL, INTERRUPTED VS KING KONG (2005) Both of these movies might as well be called Kung Fu Pandering. In one corner, we have King Kong, the only other Peter Jackson movie the world had seen,…
Read MoreGIRLS AREN’T FUNNY*
GIRLS AREN’T FUNNY* *or are they? In which we put this tired argument to rest forever. THERE ARE WOMEN THAT ARE FUNNY. I get it, comedy is subjective, and we all think that different things are funny. I’m not saying that we have to agree that the SAME women are funny. I’m saying that even…
Read MorePOP FILTER VS. THE CLASSICS
POP FILTER VS. THE CLASSICS OF 1979 LIFE OF BRIAN How could you not be offended by Life of Brian? Well…I mean, I wasn’t, but that’s because I haven’t believed in a power higher than me since I was old enough to look in the mirror and whisper “Fuck that.†You weren’t, because you’re smarter…
Read MoreMARCH TV EXTRAVAGANZA!
COMOODY CENTROODY AND THE NO-BUMMER 2013 For the last year or so, Comedy Central has been handing out TV shows to stand-up comedians like it’s the mid-nineties. The major difference is that they aren’t trying to wedge the comedian’s stand-up persona into the same family sitcom we’ve seen literally a hundred bazillion times, but…
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