Tim Appelbaum
PopFilter vs. the Classics
POP FILTER VS. A SHOT IN THE DARK This used to be a comedy. I use the past tense, but it is extremely frustrating to watch, and makes one filled with rage rather than giggles. “A Shot in the Dark†is a sequel to The Pink Panther featuring Inspector Jacques Clouseau, played by Peter…
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The Big Dirty Article by Tim Appelbaum “A Fair and Just Look at Captain America†Using the movie The Avengers, I’m going to use a plus minus system to show why Captain America sucks. Going into the movie, I think his role is pointless and not awesome at all. Let’s see if it holds up…
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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. THE BEATLES Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m that fucking guy now. I want to make something clear, though. I am not anti-Beatles out of a desire to be contrary, or to prove that I’m some super-edgy music snob. Some of their stuff is…
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The Big Dirty Article by Tim Appelbaum with Gabriel “Blue Pill†Cordova Dreamcatcher Discussion, Part II ::At this point in the conversation, Tim has beer one opened and full, and Gabe is on beer two. Around this time Gabe says to Tim, “You’re a great typist, but it doesn’t mean you’re smarter.â€:: Tim: All powers…
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