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FALL TV EXTRAVAGANZA
ARROW – **1/2 (out of ****) BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – * (out of ****) Arrow and Beauty and the Beast are two of the more anticipated new shows from the CW this season, as much as something on the CW can be anticipated. There’s a reason for the nation’s growing fervor: both shows…
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MADE IN JERSEY *1/2 (out of ****) CANCELED Made in Jersey is such an abhorrent, transparent mess, you can almost hear the studioheads and producers greenlighting aspects of the show as you’re watching it. People like procedurals, or least like to watch unconventional oddballs run around the town and stumble into clues. Is this…
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Hi, I’m Mike TV LAST RESORT *** (out of ****) A lot of ingredients go into making a television show. That’s not an earth shattering revelation, but let’s go over them briefly as this is a part of the Fall TV Review. For a show to be good (we won’t even talk about…
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ANIMAL PRACTICE ** (out of ****) From the moment I could dream, I dreamed of owning a monkey. I would only “own†it in the strictest of terms; in reality, it would be my best friend. We would do everything together, from reading comic books to baking cookies to spying at girls in the…
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PARTNERS * 1/2 (out of ****) Having a gay lead character seemed like a daring thing to do roughly a decade and a half ago. Now in this, the late late nineties, we’ve all decided that it’s cool to have gay friends, not think it’s a big deal that one of our family members is…
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FALL TV EXTRAVAGANZA THE MOB DOCTOR ** (out of ****) Much like Guys With Kids, The Mob Doctor has a title so awesomely generic that we already know that we don’t want to watch it before seeing even a single second of it. In case you needed an actual premise, a surgeon has…
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FALL TV EXTRAVAGANZA GUYS WITH KIDS * 1/2 (out of ****) Close your eyes and imagine how good a show named Guys With Kids is. Think about how many times you laughed? Zero? Less than zero? Do you think it could be so unfunny that it actually took away a laugh from an episode…
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FALL TV REVIEW 2012 In which we take on the insane task of watching and reviewing every new tv show that debuts this fall. GO ON Matthew Perry has tried so hard to come back to the world’s good graces since Friends ended all those years ago. He had to sit and watch all of…
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Hi, I’m Mike TV Sullivan and Son ** (out of ****) In defense of the genre of multi-cam sit coms, I need to take a stand. Many people, myself among them, talk a lot of shit on the entire medium. If a new multi-cam is announced, the majority of the populace rolls their eyes…
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? In which we tell you about awesome things that you must look into and enjoy. Watch Phineas and Ferb Now to answer your first question, yes this is a kids TV show. To answer your second question “why should I watch a kids TV show?†Phineas and Ferb…
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