NEW FALL TV EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

 

THE SECRET CIRCLE

If I told you that The Secret Circle is about a coven of teenage witches who live in a oceanside town called New Salem (get it? Me neither.) and it’s based on books written for teenage girls and it’s on the CW, you would just automatically skip it, right? There’s no way you would be caught dead watching it, right? Yeah, me too. Totally. I didn’t find it totally mediocre either. Alright, fuck it. I’ll tell the truth. It actually wasn’t that bad. Here’s the problem with the rating system that we came up with for the new fall season. I have three options to choose from: Keep watching, maybe keep watching, and never watch again. A show like The Secret Circle doesn’t really fit into any of these categories. It’s my job to watch the first episode; what I do after that is none of your fucking business. My point is that I’m not really into this kind of stuff, which means I probably won’t keep watching it. But that’s irrelevant. This pilot is ten times less bad than you think it is. If you’re going to watch it, you already know what it’s about and don’t need me to tell you. If you’re definitely not going to watch it, me explaining the show to you is not going to help. But if you’re on the fence, and are ever in the mood for cheesy high school shenanigans, or have vampire fatigue and want to switch them out with witches, give it a shot.

RATING:

CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE NEXT EPISODE

I’LL WATCH IT IF I CAN FIND THE TIME

FUCK IT. COULDN’T CARE LESS*

*but wouldn’t blame you if you did. In fact, I might watch another one. Just don’t tell anyone.