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The Bob’s Burgers Drinking Game Instead of my usual rant about a topic that has nothing to do with the show I’m covering,  I’m just going to show some love for a show that should be a lot more popular than it is: Bob’s Burgers. Bob’s Burgers follows the eccentric Belcher family whose titular character…

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Mad Men: The Drinking Game; or Why Punk Sucks                   Punk rock  is terrible.  Now, I’m not talking about the music alone, because though the vast majority of it is unlistenable garbage, there are some bands in that genre that are undeniably great. I grew up on a healthy diet of Green Day, The…

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The Thirst Games Presents: Tina Fey vs Amy Poehler

PART II: Parks and Recreation Welcome to part two of this epic rivalry between the shows of two best friends that I completely made up.  Last week we took a look at Tina Fey’s 30 Rock. This week, Amy Poehler’s and Parks and Recreation is under the microscope. Debuting in 2009, and now in its…

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Steel Magnolias Ahhh it’s good to be back. After a long hiatus in which I went on three different get-away weekends, I have returned to my most important service to the public: The Thirst Games. This one is for the ladies! This week we are playing against Steel Magnolias. Let me preface this by saying…

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The Clueless Drinking Game             Clueless more or less shaped the kind of person I wanted to be when I was 10. You pee-standing-up types have your Spiderman’s and Bugs Bunny, I had Cher. As my tribute to this wonderful movie, for your next Thirst Games drinking party (I KNOW that’s a thing), I submit…

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The South Park Drinking Game             I met my best friend in the third grade; it was around the same time that South Park first premiered. What started as a show about four foul-mouthed third graders from a small town in Colorado has turned into a cultural revolution, and the basis for my friendship with…

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The Louie Drinking Game      Something strange happens to my brain every time I finish an episode of Louie. It’s a combination of confusion, dumb apish anger, awe, and bewilderment. I don’t know what the hell I just saw, but I know I have just seen something important. The show defies the comedy genre by…

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The Daily Show Colbert Report Drinking Game Let’s face it, as a generation we aren’t the most informed group of people when it comes to current events, unless those events are centered around t.v shows, movies, the music industry or what rapper Kim Kardashian is currently banging. We love discussing pop culture, we love having…

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Breaking Bad Drinking Game

THE THIRST GAMES   THE BREAKING BAD DRINKING GAME     Breaking Bad is one of those shows that…no, wait, there is no way to finish that sentence. Breaking Bad isn’t like any other show that has ever been. In the last few years, we have seen a plethora of shows whose lead are living…

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The Full House Drinking Game

I’ve been sick for the past few days, and when I am sick I turn into a sick whiny baby. I revert back to childhood, so I usually need to watch something from my youth. Full House used to be a staple in the legendary TGIF lineup, bringing us the story of three straight men…

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