CHANALYZE

By Ryan Haley | February 27, 2014

CHANALYZE CBS   In which we dig in to each specific channel, seeing if there really is something to this whole “channel personality” thing After deciding that the personification of ABC is one of those weird, schizo bitches who is always causing drama or throwing a tantrum, we now look to CBS. The one thing…

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HOSTAGES

By Ryan Haley | September 26, 2013

HOSTAGES *1/2 (out of ****)   My goodness, what a shit show. Hostages is pretty much everything that’s awful about my job, all rolled up into a turd sandwich. Dylan McDermot (who has a lifetime membership to just always get a new TV show why? The Practice? We talking about Practice?) is a hostage negotiator…

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