Flickchart’s Greatest Battles
FLICKCHART’S GREATEST BATTLES
Flickchart’s Greatest Battles In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. ROUND ONE MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE III VS PREDATOR Two action movies separated by almost two decades. M:I III was a gigantic step forward for the series, redeeming it after the pile of garbage that was M:I II. Predator spawned…
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Flickchart’s Greatest Battles In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. ROUND ONE Hitch VS Equilibrium Oh man…these are the sort of battles Flickchart was made for. Two movies so equally mediocre that it might just be a tie. It’s a choice between one of the most forgettable…
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Flickchart’s Greatest Battles In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. ROUND ONE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END VS CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Both movies are bastardized mockeries of things I love and feature Johnny Depp. Early in his career, Depp was seriously underutilized playing…
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Flickchart’s Greatest Battles In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. ROUND ONE HITCH VS FANTASTIC FOUR This battle was an extremely tough call. It was like answering the question, “What would you like to drink? Tampon tea, or snot soda?†And you HAVE to get a drink,…
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Flickchart’s Greatest Battles In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. ROUND ONE GIRL, INTERRUPTED VS KING KONG (2005) Both of these movies might as well be called Kung Fu Pandering. In one corner, we have King Kong, the only other Peter Jackson movie the world had seen,…
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Flickchart’s Greatest Battles In which we pit two movies together using flickchart.com, debating their merits or lack thereof. ROUND ONE TROY VS CATCH ME IF YOU CAN Troy and Catch Me if You Can, the first is based on one of the greatest stories of all time. The other features America’s sweetheart Tom…
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COLLATERAL VS. DIE HARD What a perfect matchup. Both slick action thrillers about an ordinary man forced into an extraordinary situation. Michael Mann is the brilliant director at the helm of Collateral and, while it is not as widely renowned as Heat, it could be argued that this is his most personal movie. When…
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AVATAR VS. SPIDER-MAN 3 Nobody wins in this fight, let’s just make that clear. This is more to determine which overly effects driven, poorly written film works better than the other. First we have Avatar, the long awaited special effects bukkake that James Cameron spewed all over our faces in 2009. Then we have a…
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OFFICE SPACE VS. AMERICAN HISTORY X Two formidable opponents for wildly different reasons, and for no earthly reason would there ever be a comparison of the two, except right here, right now. Office Space is an instant classic, arguably the funniest movie about the tedium of existence ever made. It is the story of…
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KUNG FU PANDA VS. BACK TO THE FUTURE PART III It’s hard to remember a time in this country where Kung Fu Panda wasn’t one of the most highly regarded films, and pandas, of all time. It looked stupid at first, despite its panda-iness, but we all went anyway, and we fucking loved it.…
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