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  Once upon a time there was a girl who judged the shit out of people who were able to consume marathon episodes of television. She called them lazy, and hardly believed such a lifestyle of slothitude could exist. Wasn’t it only in television shows you could leave the house with someone on the couch…

Epic Win We’ve all seen the DirecTV commercials with this guy. He’s the Russian who lives a life of splendor and opulence. Though, if you’re anything like me, you’ve been too busy staring at the Petite Lap Giraffe and wondering where and how to acquire one for yourself to even allow this dude’s face to…

  This movie summed up into one word would be “Cunty”. Mean Girls is filled with so much petty hate it makes nice people blush and mean people think they aren’t that mean. Hence the reason why a drinking game is just so necessary to make out of this movie. If you’re like most Americans,…