The Modern Family Drinking Game

  Dysfunctional family shows are generally a hit or miss in this day and age. With the growing number of ‘reality’ television it is hard to find quality, good, wholesome programming. Raising Hope is terrible, but you can blame Fox for their ridiculous ideas on what people actually want to spend their time viewing. Sometimes…

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Holiday Movie Drinking Games

Anyone else fucking IN the holiday mood?! As I sit and write this article- my brain is swarming with outrageous amounts of cheer! OK… you caught me; I’ve been sitting at an airport bar this morning downing bloody marys for breakfast. But most of the world, along with me, has a nice long three or…

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Scream Drinking Game

First and foremost I would like to start off by saying- fuck scary movies. The fanatics of terror really worry me: mainly because of their ever ready creepy killer face that is meant to scare anyone at any time(Yup, Alex Scott Webster… mainly looking at you!). Oh, October. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?…

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How I Met Your Mother Drinking Game

Half of you have already watched every single episode of How I Met Your Mother and swear it on your porno folder that it is the funniest series out there… while the other half believe that this show is shit and can’t possibly be worth a damn’s damn. I don’t really care what you think…

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The Cowboy Bebop Drinking Game

  Hellooo all you fine weekend warriors! Today starts the adventure of a new weekend… and of course a new little drinking game for your imbibing pleasure. I’ve decided to bring you something new and under the radar [unless you’ve watched Adult Swim in the past four years or have nerdy friends that are into…

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Being John Malkovich Drinking Game

Well shit, here we are again… yet another Friday morning and another drinking game made. Generally I get to choose a movie/television show that is of ridiculous amounts of interest to me… then carefully craft a magnificent game for your drinking pleasure. This week, the boys over in Podcast land decided to have a Being…

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The Incredibles Drinking Game

Don’t look at me like that. Kid movies are the best movies to drink to! Sure, their parents may look down on you for drinking while babysitting… but c’mon… how else are you supposed to make it through taking care of someone else’s kids without going crazy?! The little parasites will keep their eyes glued…

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The Mad Men Drinking Game

  Once upon a time there was a girl who judged the shit out of people who were able to consume marathon episodes of television. She called them lazy, and hardly believed such a lifestyle of slothitude could exist. Wasn’t it only in television shows you could leave the house with someone on the couch…

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Mean Girls Drinking Game

  This movie summed up into one word would be “Cunty”. Mean Girls is filled with so much petty hate it makes nice people blush and mean people think they aren’t that mean. Hence the reason why a drinking game is just so necessary to make out of this movie. If you’re like most Americans,…

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Archer Drinking Game

  Have you ever watched Archer? If you haven’t you need to; simply for the fact that Adam Reed, the creator of the show, describes Archer as “James Bond meeting Arrested Development”. Uh, mind explosions of excitement should have just erupted in your brain. In fact, instead of reading this article you should be Netflix…

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