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Like most passionate, long-term relationships, my love affair with Dexter evolved along a well-worn, familiar path.  At first, there was merely curiosity.  A serial killer that’s the hero of a TV show?  Intriguing.  I casually checked out a few episodes and immediately liked the show.  And really, what’s not to like?  Dexter is young, smart,…

Immaculately timed for an October release, American Horror Story promised audiences to be unlike anything they’ve ever seen.  At the time, I remember thinking those were some mighty big words coming from the same people who brought us Glee, and who also helped promote AHS as the new “psychosexual thriller” to watch this season.  The…

First and foremost I would like to start off by saying- fuck scary movies. The fanatics of terror really worry me: mainly because of their ever ready creepy killer face that is meant to scare anyone at any time(Yup, Alex Scott Webster… mainly looking at you!). Oh, October. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?…

Half of you have already watched every single episode of How I Met Your Mother and swear it on your porno folder that it is the funniest series out there… while the other half believe that this show is shit and can’t possibly be worth a damn’s damn. I don’t really care what you think…

  Hellooo all you fine weekend warriors! Today starts the adventure of a new weekend… and of course a new little drinking game for your imbibing pleasure. I’ve decided to bring you something new and under the radar [unless you’ve watched Adult Swim in the past four years or have nerdy friends that are into…

From Virgin to Frigid Bitch Remember when this was all the world knew of Madonna? She was nothing more than a trampy blonde in a tattered wedding dress dry-humping the stage at the VMAs. In the nearly 30 decades since then, Madonna has gone through more transformations than one person rightfully should — but most…

Well shit, here we are again… yet another Friday morning and another drinking game made. Generally I get to choose a movie/television show that is of ridiculous amounts of interest to me… then carefully craft a magnificent game for your drinking pleasure. This week, the boys over in Podcast land decided to have a Being…

A Revolt Against the Hipster Regime For a few years now, I’ve been observing this odd phenomenon quietly occurring in Hollywood. It’s happening right under the public’s nose, but no one seems to be questioning it. I, however, just can’t seem to wrap my head around how Joseph Gordon-Levitt managed to discreetly sidle his way…

Don’t look at me like that. Kid movies are the best movies to drink to! Sure, their parents may look down on you for drinking while babysitting… but c’mon… how else are you supposed to make it through taking care of someone else’s kids without going crazy?! The little parasites will keep their eyes glued…

Rebecca Black At this point, everyone knows who Rebecca Black is. Her song, “Friday,” was so spectacularly irritating, it was the only thing anyone could talk about for about a week. Apparently, at Rebecca’s school, it’s still the only thing kids can talk about and, according to Rebecca, they’re not saying kind things. The young…