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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. THE OFFICE It’s tough watching your friends get older. They stop partying so much, they get married, they get a little less funny. That’s why it’s best to replace all your friends every few years with some new ones. Then you don’t…
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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. Coldplay It all started with a mildly irritating but altogether innocuous song about things being yellow. The song, though, was all over the radio, causing irrevocable damage to the world. What followed was a deluge of songs built entirely around Chris Martin mumbling…
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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. LOST Life is based on a strict system of punishment and reward. I don’t care about the punishment part because bad things don’t happen to me, but I expect to be rewarded, dammit. You pay for food, you get to eat it. You…
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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. Scarlett Johansson Aren’t there any hot, mute characters Scarlett Johansson could play, the lead in the Helen Keller story say? Because while she’s fun to look at, the second she opens her mouth the man voice and strained emotions pretty much ruin the…
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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. Family Guy The fact that people still love this show baffles me. Sure, the first couple of seasons are good, but once it was cancelled and came back, FG was a shadow of itself- barley approaching the wit and humor it had…
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FUCK THAT CALF! In which we slay the things others hold dear. Up! Before I get all hot and bothered, I would first like to acknowledge the fact that I was almost in love with this movie. Pixar was able to pack an intensely beautiful LIFE between two people into a neat little package of…
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Fuck That Calf! In which we slay the things others hold dear. U2 I’m bored just thinking of how to explain to you why this band bores me. They just do. They have no grit, nothing to chomp on. They’re like those fashion models from the mid-80’s that were so pretty they were…
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FUCK THAT CALF! Not everything is sacred. THE BOONDOCK SAINTS Let’s go back to the early 2000s and remember a time when a little movie that could took the home video market by storm. This flick was slick as hell and had dude bros everywhere in an uproar over how awesome it was.…
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